5 Aug 2013

When Vikings Attack! - Ghid de supravietuire in caz de... vikingi!



ATENTIE CETATENI! Acesta este un mesaj de urgenta: Am fost atacati de VIKINGI!


Era o zi ca oricare alta zi de duminica, am iesit cu cainele meu afara si, in timp ce isi facea nevoile, vad un barbos roscat cu barba impletita, cu un coif pe cap ca se indreapta catre noi cu un tomberon deasupra capului - intentia era clara, aceea de a arunca cu tomberonul in noi. Cainele meu, vazandu-l, a facut ceea ce face orice caine de paza - a luat-o la goana spre casa schelalaind!


Fiind in minoritate numerica, am luat-o pe urmele sarmanului patruped, vazand ca in spatele meu se stransesera vreo patru vlajgani cu fete de vikingi. M-am refugiat in casa scarii, am sunat pe la vecini si ne-am adunat vreo 7. Am iesit afara, am smuls banca din fata blocului si am aruncat-o in vikingi. Dubios, dar dupa ce i-am lovit, deasupra lor a aparut un pop-up pe care scria "Superb", ceea ce ne-a incurajat sa continuam:  am smuls un gard si am aruncat din nou in grupul de vikingi. Alt pop-up: "Combo"! Bucurie mare cateva secunde pana ne-am dat seama ca nu mai aveam cu ce sa aruncam... vikingii pareau ca bat in retragere, dar de dupa bloc a aparut inca un grup - si mai mare - de vikingi ce tineau amenintator, deasupra capului, o... VACA! Am fugit lacel mai apropiat bloc, am mai luat cativa vecini si am inceput sa aruncam inspre vikingi cu ce ne venea la mana: masini, pisici, conuri de parcare, leagane, copaci, tomberoane s.a.m.d. Am tinut-o asa pana tarziu in noapte, cand m-am decis sa ma duc la calculator sa scriu despre asta.


Ceea ce v-am relatat mai sus se intampla in cartierele noastre, insa daca va e prea frica sa iesiti afara, sa strangeti niste prieteni si sa va luptati cu vikingii, va recomand sa incercati asta virtual, pe PS3 sau pe PS Vita, dupa bunul plac, mai ales ca luna asta il primiti gratuit daca sunteti abonati ai Playstation Plus. De acum stiti ce aveti de facut ... When Vikings Attack!






Greuceanu.

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